- "But here is the sad part - before the trip Donald Rumsfeld had denied the guy's request for body armor." - "That's the big story over the weekend. ... Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fellow hunter, a 78-year-old lawyer. In fact, when people found out he shot a lawyer, his popularity is now at 92 percent." - "Apparently the reason they didn't release the information right away is they said we had to get the facts right. That's never stopped them in the past."
> > It's still odd, but, again, the best part are the jokes. Here's a > sampler: > > * The CIA assured Cheney that Harry Whittington was actually a pheasant, > > * Singing "Cheney's got a gun" to the tune of Aerosmith's "Janie's Got a > Gun," > > * "Republicans really don't like lawyers, do they?" > > * Circulating a quote from Bush, in a 2000 interview with the Houston > Chronicle, in which he hailed Cheney as "somebody who is going to > shoot straight with the American people." > > * David Letterman's Top 10 list was devoted to "Dick Cheney's > excuses," which included that he "thought the guy was trying to go gay > cowboy on me." > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:196989 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
