Same line: An electron walks into a bar pissed at the world, cussing throwing stuff around. He sits down and the barkeep walks over and asks, "Hey, why so negative?"
A Neutron walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer, the bartended brings it over, the neutron asks how much, to which the bartender replies, "No Charge." > -----Original Message----- > From: Ben Doom [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Tuesday, February 21, 2006 2:54 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: Re: Humor: The Missing Element > > An atom walks into a bar, looking rather depressed. The barkeep asks > him what's wrong. "Oh, it's nothing. I just lost an electron > somewhere." The barkeep aks him if he sure, and the atom replies, "Yep. > I'm positive." > > --Ben > > > Ian Skinner wrote: > > One of my oldest jokes, it should apply well to this audience. > > > > Q: "What is the difference between computers and humans?" > > > > > > A: "With computers, the software goes into the hardware." [Rim shot] > > > > > > > > -------------- > > Ian Skinner > > Web Programmer > > BloodSource > > www.BloodSource.org > > Sacramento, CA > > > > --------- > > | 1 | | > > --------- Binary Soduko > > | | | > > --------- > > > > "C code. C code run. Run code run. Please!" > > - Cynthia Dunning > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:197686 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
