Warning - Rated PG-13 A man walks up to a house and rings the bell. A pretty lady answers the door and the man says "if I handed you $25,000 would you have sex with me?" The woman couldn't resist such a large sum of money and reluctantly agreed. The man returned to her door the following three days, handed her $25,000 and proceeded to have sex with her. On the fourth day the woman said "I guess I'll see you tomorrow at the same time." The man said "I don't think so. I've given you $100,000 and that's what I was supposed to give you."
Confused, the woman said "you were *supposed* to give me $100,000?" "Yes", he said. "I'm a lawyer. Condolences on your grandmother's passing and enjoy your inheritence." D'oh! ______________________________________________________________________ Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
