As someone doing his best to exercise and lose some weight I have to laugh here. In the Jewish tradition, Satan is the adversary of man, not God and in this he is portrayed perfectly.
At 01:40 PM 1/23/02, you wrote: >How It Happened > >And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green >and yellow vegetable of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and >healthy lives. > >And Satan created McDonald's. > >And McDonald's brought forth the 99-cent double-cheeseburger. > >And Satan said to Man, "You want fries with that?" > >And Man said, "Supersize them." And Man gained pounds. > >And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep her figure that >man found so fair. > >And Satan brought forth chocolate. And woman gained pounds. > >And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad." And Satan brought forth ice >cream. And woman gained pounds. > >And God said, "I have sent your heart healthy vegetables and olive oil with >which to cook them. > >And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own >platter. > >And Man gained pounds and his bad cholesterol went through the roof. > >And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose those extra >pounds. > >And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would not have >to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2. > >And Man gained pounds. > >And God said, You're running up the score, Devil. > >And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and >brimming with nutrition. > >And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into >chips and deep-fat fried them. > >And he created sour cream dip also. > >And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled in >cholesterol. > >And Satan saw and said, "It is good." > >And Man went into cardiac arrest. > >And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery. > >And Satan created HMO's. > ______________________________________________________________________ Macromedia ColdFusion 5 Training from the Source Step by Step ColdFusion http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0201758474/houseoffusion Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
