I really cannot take credit for it, I originally saw the punchline in a Gaham Wilson cartoon.
larry -- Larry C. Lyons ColdFusion/Web Developer Certified Advanced ColdFusion 5 Developer EBStor.com 8870 Rixlew Lane, Suite 204 Manassas, Virginia 20109-3795 tel: (703) 393-7930 fax: (703) 393-2659 Web: http://www.ebstor.com http://www.pacel.com email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done. -- > -----Original Message----- > From: Braver, Ben [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Wednesday, January 23, 2002 3:38 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: RE: Don't lose your head! > > > Larry - > good one, big grin and chuckle here thanks > -Ben > > -----Original Message----- > From: Larry Lyons [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Wednesday, January 23, 2002 12:40 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: RE: Don't lose your head! > > > There's an old story about Beethoven after he died. > > About a week or so after Beethoven was buried, a grave digger > began to hear > some very bizarre sounding music coming from the Master's > tomb. He reported > it to the powers that be and the authorities sent a noted > musical expert to > figure out what was happening. After carefully listening to > the music for a > while he sent in his report and promptly left the country. In > it he stated > that the music was actually Beethoven's symphonies being > played backwards. > His conclusion: > > "The reason for the music being played backwards is obvious, > the master is > decomposing." > > <cf_ducking_and_running> > > larry > > -- > Larry C. Lyons > ColdFusion/Web Developer > Certified Advanced ColdFusion 5 Developer > EBStor.com > 8870 Rixlew Lane, Suite 204 > Manassas, Virginia 20109-3795 > tel: (703) 393-7930 > fax: (703) 393-2659 > Web: http://www.ebstor.com > http://www.pacel.com > email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done. > -- > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Braver, Ben [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > Sent: Wednesday, January 23, 2002 3:27 PM > > To: CF-Community > > Subject: RE: Don't lose your head! > > > > > > Quiet people are sometimes described as "composed". > > But here's a _really_ quiet person described as "decomposed". > > Oh, I'm so confused! > > > > -Ben > > Todd for President for no skeletons in the closet either > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Greenwood, Erin E. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > Sent: Wednesday, January 23, 2002 12:20 PM > > To: CF-Community > > Subject: RE: Don't lose your head! > > > > > > I hope it was at least wrapped up well. Can you imagine the smell? > > > > Erin > > Todd for President. > > A chicken in every pot and no bodies under the bed. > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Todd [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > Sent: Wednesday, January 23, 2002 2:11 PM > > To: CF-Community > > Subject: Re: Don't lose your head! > > > > > > Williams was convicted of second-degree murder in 1974 after > > he pleaded > > guilty to stabbing to death his landlord, C.W. Hopkins, 47, > > of the North > > Side. Police estimated Hopkins was dead for three or four > > weeks when his > > decomposed body was found under Williams' bed. > > > > > > > > > > > > ew ew ew > > > > Todd > > ----- > > Todd for President > > Properly disposing of bodies, for a better tomorrow. > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: "Howie Hamlin" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Sent: Wednesday, January 23, 2002 1:53 PM > > Subject: Don't lose your head! > > > > > > > Reason #14 for not marrying a convicted murderer ("C-I-L-L > > my Landlord" - > > to paraphrase Eddie Murphy).... > > > > > > http://www.post-gazette.com/regionstate/20020123williams0123p6.asp > > > > > > > > ______________________________________________________________________ This list and all House of Fusion resources hosted by CFHosting.com. The place for dependable ColdFusion Hosting. Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
