I am going to worship Baccus.
-- Tim Heald [EMAIL PROTECTED] 703-300-3911 -----Original Message----- From: Ray Champagne [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, March 24, 2006 11:09 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: Start some shit That's not "stupid", that's just plain disturbing to me. Silly religions and their disdain of science! At least they came to the conclusion that it was a bunch of hooey, and not some false fact. I've decided that I'm going to revive Greek and/or Roman mythology. Anyone wanna join my church? On another note, my FSM sticker came in yesterday, and I could not have been prouder driving into work today. :) Jim Davis wrote: >> -----Original Message----- >> From: Loathe [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> Sent: Friday, March 24, 2006 10:39 AM >> To: CF-Community >> Subject: Start some shit >> >> Come on you know you want to. >> >> It's been way to long since I was able to freak out on someone. >> >> Say something stupid. > > Katherine Harris (yes, that one) once ordered a study to determine the > effectiveness of "Celestial Drops" (water blessed by a Kabbalic Rabbi) > in Florida's fight against Citrus Canker. > > The mystical process of creating drops "changes its molecular > structure and imbues it with supernatural healing powers." > > Apparently she was convinced because the proponents claim the drops > have "improved fractal design," "infinite levels of order," and "high > energy and low entropy." > > They spent an expensive six months designing protocols and testing. > They found that the product was no more effective than regular tap water (read: > "Not effective at all"). > > She's in congress now, Deciding where to spend all of our money. > > Jim Davis > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:201450 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
