Gentelmen,
Someone has come out and asked the questions that are on *most* American's
minds. The questions that even thinking of can get you labled a geek or
worse.  Questions that will not be answered.  I have more questions.

Is it true that 26 chapters of the manual of the Church of Intel deal with
dualcorism, a fight Intel-Enabled believers are obligated to join (iiii-x),
and that the text orders followers to "instill terror into the RAM of the
unbeliever" and to "smite around their power cords" (iiiii-y)?

Are the sins of any member of the Church of Intel who touches an AMD object
forgiven by the very act blue screening while fragmenting a hard drive on an
AMD machine (iiii-p)?

If you know the answers, be careful.


On 3/29/06, Andy Jarrett <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> I've only ever been in the Superfantasic Superfriends Chapel of
> Awesomeness of the Holy Screamin' AMD chip!!
>
> But that doesnt mean some cult leaders of the Church of Intel havent
> approached me to move to the darkside. The area's of the Front side
> bus and L2 cache is usually where my religous knowledge lets me slip.
> Rams always cheap so thats not too much of an issue.
>
> So I think its time for the AMD to rise!
>
>
>
>
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>
> On 29/03/06, Zaphod Beeblebrox <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > Good to see you again Deacon Jeff.
> >
> >
> >
> > On 3/29/06, J W <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > >
> > > Yeah, I've been a member of that "Superfantasic Superfriends Chapel of
> > > Awesomeness of the Holy Screamin' AMD chip"
> > > for a long time too...
> > >
> > > Jeff
> > >
> > > On 3/29/06, Zaphod Beeblebrox <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > I think that it's mostly a religious question at this point.  Do you
> > > > belong
> > > > to the church of Intel or the Superfantasic Superfriends Chapel of
> > > > Awesomeness of the Holy Screamin' AMD chip?
> > > >
> > > > Yeah, I've belonged to the latter since the days of the 486sx16 :)
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
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> 

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