Todd-

you sound like Snoopy,
on top of his dog house,
drunk on root beer,
shaking his fist and "shouting"
"Curse You Red Baron"!
:-)

-Ben 

-----Original Message-----
From: Todd
To: CF-Community
Sent: 1/26/2002 5:40 PM
Subject: President Todd's public happiness tips of the day

1.  Do NOT buy diet rootbeer.  It tastes less like rootbeer and more
like
carbonated licorice *shudder*.  Stick to the real thing .. the extra
calories are worth it.

2.  After a long, stressful week, nothing beats shooting down Axis
planes in
a P-51D, or a Spitfire Mk IX.  Too bad there weren't nukes until the end
of
the war, though.

Ooooh .. I just thought of something.  Air to Air nukes!  Now instead of
having to have the missile explode within a few feet of the target, you
only
have to get within 1/2 a mile or so .. depending on the yield you
choose.
Heck, the F-14 can engage 6 separate targets from 20 miles out.  Sure,
it's
20 year old technology, but why spend a bunch on upgrading aircraft when
you
can upgrade their weapons and make the planes cutting edge again?  Fire
and
forget nukes in an air combat setting .. Further proof that I was born
to be
president.  Who in here is the Secretary of War again?  I want you to
get on
this .. now.

I wonder if anyone else has thought of this?  Hmm .. you are all sworn
to
secrecy.  You all know what happens if I find out you've told ...

Todd
-----
Todd for President
Nuking the air forces of the world, while relaxing with an ice-cold
rootbeer, for a better tomorrow.

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