> So....today's opening day here in Boston, and quite a few other places
> around the US.  A few thoughts...
>
> 1) Red Sox made the smartest move I've seen in a while yesterday by
> inking Ortiz to a four-year contract.

Let's hope the dollar signs don't diminish the production. Contracts can 
have a weird way of stunting production. Big Papi sure seems like the type 
that would be immune to that though.

> 2) I've never wanted to smash my TV more than when I saw Johnny Damon on
> Letterman last night.

My goal is eventually have JD as the most hated man in 
baseball....wait...Barry Bonds still plays.......how about "most hated man 
in the american league". Yeah, that'd be great.

> 3) I hope the Royals continue the bad start that the Yanks have had so
> far, and they leave the Big Apple with a sweep.

Oh there will be a sweep alright...just not the one you're hoping for. The 
last time a Royals team won a game in the Bronx...it was 2002. Yep, this is 
my team.

> 4) I think the Yankees might be mathematically eliminated with a KC
> sweep this week.  :)

KC is already eliminated....we might start playing our minor leaguers today 
in preparation for next year :)

> 5) Coco Crisp is everything I've expected him to be and more this season
> - even with a broken finger.

And he stays crunchy in milk.

> 6) I love opening day at Fenway.  I just wish I was able to get tickets.
>  Sunny, prolly around 70 degrees.  You bastards that are going to a
> baseball game today can suck my ass.
>
> 7) Go Sox !!  Go Royals!!

Amen. Amen. 



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