You should submit those to clientcopia.com :) I love that site.

>> I need non-technical, user friendly language explaining
>> the process.

> How to be the best client ever!(*)

> 1. Sorta define kinda what you want. In general terms.
> Tell them you
> want AJAX. Do not tell them what for, isn't that the
> designer's job?
> Also RSS. RSS must be available. Again, you don't know
> what it is for,
> let the designer figure out how to implement it for you!

> 2. Take specific recommendations from your chosen provider
> and ignore
> them. Perhaps put the spec. document under the compost
> heap, in the
> shredder or in a hamster cage.

> 3. Ask for time to think about it. Do not specify what
> you're going to
> be thinking about or answer any e-mails requesting a
> decision until...

> 4. 1 week before the deadline, call the designer guy (or
> gal, let's be
> fair) and tell them you're ready to commit to the bid,
> insist that due
> to a pressing ad campaign you've got coming up on late
> night
> television the site must be launched on the original
> deadline.

> 5. revise copy. Do not spell check.

> 6. two days before release, change the color scheme,
> 'cause you'd like
> to see it in red. later the same day, change the color
> scheme back.

> 7. Revise copy. Do not spell check.

> 8. ask your provider if they built in translation
> capabilities.

> 9. type in the wrong URL and call the designer when it
> doesn't work.

> 10. withhold payment until rush charges and "extra" or
> "hidden"
> charges (like those for changing the color scheme at the
> last minute)
> are dropped from the bill.

> 11. pay in trade.

> *Each of these (with the exception of 2 - I do not
> specifically know
> if the 'misplaced' spec. ended up in hamster cage/compost
> heap/shredded) has happened with a client at some point in
> my career.
> Sometimes clients like to order a la carte, sometimes one
> from Column
> A and two from Column B.


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