I really dig English-styled humor :) Anyone ever read the Harriot books, about the English Vet?
On 4/13/06, Andrew Grosset <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > I leant up against the pillar and rested my telephoto on the extinguisher. > Perfect. Steady as a rock. The second of the many hymns started and I began > to daydream. The one good thing about Church weddings is you never get the > Apache wedding blessing. Red Indians hated Church. I wonder if Native > Americans have Captain Corelli at their weddings. I bet they have loads of > booze and fire arrows around... > > The bride's screams wake me up. All hell has broken out. She's completely > drenched. The Vicar is shouting at me, "turn it off, turn it off you idiot". > I must have nodded off. It takes me a few moments to compose myself. The fire > extinguisher is spraying the last few drops of it contents, so there is no > need to turn it off. > > Now technically this is not really my fault, as some cheeky choirboy has > removed the pin that prevents the extinguisher from being set off > accidentally. It's not my fault. It is not my fault! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:204188 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
