heh. my favorite is "when chuck norris is running late, time had better slow the fuck down"
On 4/28/06, Ray Champagne <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Jerry, that foot needs to heal. Fast. You need to get out of the house. > > I do like the Chuck Norris fact generator top 10 though: > > Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People. > There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris > allows to live. > Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. > The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. > There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist. > Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. > The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease > 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer > Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. > Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING > > http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ > > Great, I just wasted 15 minutes reading that. Dammit. > > > > Jerry Johnson wrote: > > My favorite quote of this whole week: > > > > CD - "When Cordel Walker wrassles up to something, nothing can stop > > him, not even the wrath of god." > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:205801 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
