> Having a test that show's you actually know whom your
> voting for and not just doing it because someone gave you cigs or you
> like their hair is wishful thinking on my part. No way it could be
> enacted, but if there were a way…


Gosh Sam, after the voter has proved that he or she is eligible to
vote because they know which candidate they're going to vote for, well
what then?

Maybe we could ask if they own property? If so, how much? Did you
inherit it? or "earn" it? do you use it wisely?

How about if they are educated to a certain standard? High school
diploma? GED? college education? Oh, wait, too much college and people
start getting "intellectual" and then they become the, gasp, liberal
elite...

Then maybe we could go by religious affiliation, and maybe if their
"church" is righteous enough or believes in a good with the right
number of noodley appendages, then maybe, just maybe we can let them
vote.

Or perhaps, we should try to determine, based on how they look;
whether their hair is combed or cut right or maybe whether they are
clean-shaven or maybe by the color of their shirt whether or not we
think that they may be able to make the "correct" choice in the voting
booth.

Are they loyal 'enough'? Are they subversives? Traitors perhaps? Can
you tell by looking? Maybe we can!

Maybe somebody might have possible smoked a little weed in college,
what about him?

I don't think you've thought your system of qualifications through Sam.

Perhaps we should just ban all those folks that don't think _your_
candidate is the right man for the job.

Voting Station personnel: Voting Republican today?
Voter #1: yes, of course!
Voting Station personnel: Excellent choice, here is your premarked ballot.
Voting Station personnel: Voting Republican today?
Voter #2: No, actually, I thought I'd vote my conscience.
Voting Station personnel: Ah, through that door, line on the left, one
cross each.
....

After all this is America, if you're not with us, you're with the terrorists.

No room for dissent or different opinions, right?

-- 
will

"If my life weren't funny, it would just be true;
and that would just be unacceptable."
- Carrie Fisher

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