Everyone seems to be wondering why the Arab terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let's see now: No booze. No bars. No television. No Internet. No organized sports, stadiums, tailgate parties. (Actually, no tailgates.) No Hooters. Sand everywhere and not a dune buggy in sight. Ever try to fish at an oasis? Rags for clothes and hats. Eating only with your right hand cause you wipe only with your left. (Like life isn't complicated enough already). No music. You can't shave. You can't shower. B-B-Q donkey cooked over burning camel dung. The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by someone else. Oh, and then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! Who wouldn't go for it? -Ben ______________________________________________________________________ This list and all House of Fusion resources hosted by CFHosting.com. The place for dependable ColdFusion Hosting. Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
