Michael,
picturing the horrible whacking day in my head had me laughing so hard I
almost peed my office chair.
Thank you, I needed a laugh today.

Off to find some coffee before I hurt someone

--Beth, Pseudo usenet cop
Merlin MTB, BikeE AT, RANS gliss, Trek R200, Kickbike
Owned by Kavik (Samoyed Boy) and Toklat (Keeshond Boy)
Anchorage, Alaska



----- Original Message -----
From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Thursday, January 31, 2002 8:19 AM
Subject: Re: Church and State


> In my town, every May 15th was "Whacking Day." We were allowed to run
> around town for a whole day whacking geeks in the head!  The one who
> whacked the most geeks won a pumpkin pie which was customarily thrown at
> a geek.  Even the town mayor got into it!  But now, all of those geeks
> have moved on and are making tons of dough, hooking up with the hottest
> chicks, and have outgrown their geekiness so in the end it's kind of a
> mute point.  Most of the whackers though barely made it out of high
> school, never went to college, and struggle to get by paycheck to
> paycheck.  They work some crummy job for a boss that they can't stand.
> They frequent the same local bar that they snuck into with fake id's
> when they were 16 because they were "cool" and talk about the "good ole
> days" when they were the coolest kids in town.  Now they're just a bunch
> of losers.  Kind of like a bunch of Al Bundy's where they peaked at
> 16-17.
>
> Michael Corrigan
> Programmer
> Endora Digital Solutions
> 1900 S. Highland Avenue, Suite 200
> Lombard, IL 60148
> 630/627-5200 x-136
> 630/627-5255 Fax
>   ----- Original Message -----
>   From: BethF
>   To: CF-Community
>   Sent: Thursday, January 31, 2002 11:10 AM
>   Subject: Re: Church and State
>
>
>   At my school if you pegged someone in the head you were out, but if
> it was
>   a geek you were high fived by all your buddies.
>
>   --Beth, Pseudo usenet cop
>   Merlin MTB, BikeE AT, RANS gliss, Trek R200, Kickbike
>   Owned by Kavik (Samoyed Boy) and Toklat (Keeshond Boy)
>   Anchorage, Alaska
>
>
>
>   ----- Original Message -----
>   From: "Jacob" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>   To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>   Sent: Wednesday, January 30, 2002 2:05 PM
>   Subject: RE: Church and State
>
>
>   > 10 extra points??? When we played, if you were caught
> *intentionally*
>   > throwing the ball at some one's head, it was a three day suspension.
>   >
>   >
>   >
>   > At 05:15 PM 1/30/2002 -0500, you wrote:
>   > >Um, the last time I played dodge ball the rules were:
>   > >1. if the ball is caught from the person throwing the ball, the
> person
>   > >throwing the ball was out.
>   > >2. if the person dodging the ball got hit, they were out.
>   > >3. if the person throwing the ball pegged the dodger in the head,
> the
>   > >person throwing the ball got an extra 10 points :-)
>   > >
>   > >The rules may have changed though since I played.
>   > >
>   > >Mark
>   > >
>   > >
>   > >
>   > >-----Original Message-----
>   > >From: BethF [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
>   > >Sent: Wednesday, January 30, 2002 4:10 PM
>   > >To: CF-Community
>   > >Subject: Re: Church and State
>   > >
>   > >
>   > >in dodgeball the dodging team cant' throw the ball back.
>   > >
>   > >--Beth, Pseudo usenet cop
>   > >Merlin MTB, BikeE AT, RANS gliss, Trek R200, Kickbike
>   > >Owned by Kavik (Samoyed Boy) and Toklat (Keeshond Boy)
>   > >Anchorage, Alaska
>   > >
>   > >
>   > >
>   > >----- Original Message -----
>   > >From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>   > >To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>   > >Sent: Wednesday, January 30, 2002 11:43 AM
>   > >Subject: Re: Church and State
>   > >
>   > >
>   > > > A sport can't be unsportmanslike.  Conduct is unsportsmanlike.
> If one
>   > > > team were not allowed to throw the ball back or be able to
> "dodge the
>   > > > ball" then that would be unsportsmanlike. i.e. not fair.  If the
>   > >winners
>   > > > gloat, that is unsportsmanlike conduct. If the losers blame the
> refs
>   > >or
>   > > > the other team mates, then that is unsportsmanlike conduct.
> This is
>   > > > where it is terribly important to have good teachers and coaches
> so as
>   > > > to teach the kids how to conduct themselves in victory AND
> defeat,
>   > > > because those lessons permeate through so many aspects of one's
> life.
>   > > > Of course there are a number of other sports that can teach the
> same
>   > > > lessons but the rules of dodge ball are very easy to learn and
> one
>   > > > doesn't require much more skill than to be able to throw the
> ball and
>   > > > the only resources needed is a ball.
>   > > >
>   > > > Michael Corrigan
>   > > > Programmer
>   > > > Endora Digital Solutions
>   > > > 1900 S. Highland Avenue, Suite 200
>   > > > Lombard, IL 60148
>   > > > 630/627-5200 x-136
>   > > > 630/627-5255 Fax
>   > > >   ----- Original Message -----
>   > > >   From: BethF
>   > > >   To: CF-Community
>   > > >   Sent: Wednesday, January 30, 2002 2:17 PM
>   > > >   Subject: Re: Church and State
>   > > >
>   > > >
>   > > >   Challenged sure!  But a game whose premise is to hit other
> folks as
>   > > > hard as
>   > > >   possible with a ball isn't what I would call challenging, its
> what i
>   > > > would
>   > > >   call unsportsmanlike.
>   > > >
>   > > >
>   > >
>   > >
>   >
>
> 
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