I just read the 16 reasons out loud and all the gals were cheering their approval!!
--Beth, Pseudo usenet cop Merlin MTB, BikeE AT, RANS gliss, Trek R200, Kickbike Owned by Kavik (Samoyed Boy) and Toklat (Keeshond Boy) Anchorage, Alaska ----- Original Message ----- From: "Greenwood, Erin E." <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2002 8:45 AM Subject: RE: 16 REASONS > You know, a little alcohol might really help around here. > > Considering the way we react to the (very!) occasional free pizza or cookies > that we get, you'd think that they'd realize what a morale booster this > would be. > > e > Todd for President > Liquoring up the workplace for a better tommorow. > > -----Original Message----- > From: Erika L. Walker-Arnold [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2002 12:37 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: 16 REASONS > > > |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ || > | B u d w e i s e r | ||""|""\__, > | _____________ _ ||__|__|___| ) > (@!)!(@)"""""**|(@) (@)****|(@) > > 16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK... > > 1. It's an incentive to show up. > 2. It leads to more honest communications. > 3. It reduces complaints about low pay. > 4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear. > 5. It encourages car pooling. > 6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care. > 7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work. > 8. It makes fellow employees look better. > 9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better. > 10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted. > 11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable. > 12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar. > 13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas. > 14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break. > 15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up. > 16. Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as gross. > > ______________________________________________________________________ Macromedia ColdFusion 5 Training from the Source Step by Step ColdFusion http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0201758474/houseoffusion Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
