> Ian wrote: > And don't give me that "starting an open fire in an inappropriate place" > crap. That's just posturing. >
So how about this: You're lost in death valley and it's night and you're freezing. And old flag blows by and is your only source of kindling. Can you burn the flag to save yourself? Which reminds me of an old joke. A guy is busted in a California park for eating a California Condor. At the hearing he tells the judge that he'd been lost for 5 days and was starving, so when he spotted the Condor he shot it to save his life. The game warden had wandered by as he was eating it. The judge lets him off but can't resist asking, "so what did it taste like? Chicken?" "Nope" the hunter replies, "it tasted more like spotted owl." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Introducing the Fusion Authority Quarterly Update. 80 pages of hard-hitting, up-to-date ColdFusion information by your peers, delivered to your door four times a year. http://www.fusionauthority.com/quarterly Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:218074 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5
