Well thanks. I was so happy to be able to use my plumbing that I just had to share it.
Evil never sleeps in my house so I am sure it won't be long before our fearless hero is set into action to fight for good. :) Phillip > -----Original Message----- > From: Erika L. Walker-Arnold [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2002 7:26 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: RE: A small victory for me! > > This was great!!!! When do we get the next installment? I was laughing so > hard!!!! > > Erika > ----------------------------------------------------- > > >>|-----Original Message----- > >>|From: Phillip Broussard [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > >>|Sent: 06 February 2002 15:56 > >>|To: CF-Community > >>|Subject: A small victory for me! > >>| > >>| > >>|It was a blistering cold snowy day in the Ozarks when our fearless hero > >>|was woken up. It was the wicked alarm clock armed with NPR speaking of > >>|worldly news. Our hero new what the weakness of this creature was and > >>|went for it like a black snake after a rat. WHACK! The snooze was hit > >>|but this did not seem to stop the alarm today. It seemed to keep coming > >>|back every ten minutes with an evil ever changing face. 6:10 SMACK! > 6:20 > >>|CRASH! 6:30 POW! By this point our hero was worn down and unable to > >>|fight him anymore and left his bed of solitude. > >>| > >>|He started to prepare himself for another day as a mild mannered > >>|ColdFusion programmer. Suddenly his super hero like senses went off > when > >>|he noticed the water pooling by the sewage pipe clean out in his yard. > >>|"Could it be? My arch mimesis has returned?" It was true. The god of > >>|sewage and brother of Neptune had attacked. It was the sinister Neppoo. > >>|A truly rank and sinister creature. > >>| > >>|Our hero jumped into action. He quickly ran to his super hero 84 model > >>|Nissan station wagon of goodness and headed to the one place that would > >>|be able to help him. Lows.Once there he began to arm himself with the > >>|weapons he would need to battle this evil scourge. 50' by �" snake? > >>|Check. Heavy-duty rubber gloves? Check. He now had everything he needed > >>|and sped to his homely fortress at the top speed his automobile would > >>|take him. 37 mph. > >>| > >>|He was now ready to battle. He had the 50' by �" snake, heavy-duty > >>|rubber gloves and his insulated cover-alls of sweet wintry protection. > >>|With these things he leaped into battle. > >>|He shoved the snake into the hole full of Neppoo's liquid like badness. > >>|He plunged it down further and further until he found the heart of > >>|Neppoo. Our hero began to twist the snake clock-wise, tearing at the > >>|very soul of his wicked enemy. He then pulled out the snake and threw > >>|the torn pieces of Neppoo to the snow. He plunged the snake in to the > >>|hole again for another attack. This seemed to go on for an eternity > >>|until he saw that Neppoo was withdrawing from the battle. With a > hearty > >>|battle cry he shot the snake down the hole one final time. > >>| > >>|At last the battle was over but was the war won? He did not know. He > was > >>|too tired to think about it now. He gathered his tools of attack while > >>|wondering if anyone would know of this fierce battle. Would any care > >>|that Neppoo was weakened a little more and that his grasp of evil had > >>|been loosened? He doubted it. But our hero was not here for praise and > >>|glory. He was here to do a job. Most thought it was to program web > >>|applications but a very few new it was to save the planet. > >>| > >>|Phillip Broussard > >>| > >>| > ______________________________________________________________________ Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
