Seen it before, but still good for a chuckle. > -----Original Message----- > From: Erika L. Walker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Wednesday, November 01, 2006 5:33 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: What Makes 100%? > > > What Makes 100%? > > What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people > who say they are > giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone > wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up > 100% in > life? > > Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these > questions: > > If: > A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z > > Is represented as: > 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. > > Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% > > And > > K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% > > But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% > > And,B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% > > AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. > > A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% > > So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work > and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's > the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top. > > > Cheers, > Erika > > > >
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