I find the descriptions hysterical ... ================================= Lexmark, You Diseased Maniac
At last! After all my scheming, all my painstaking plans foiled by that red-caped do-gooder, Ive finally found the diabolical plot that will bring the planet to its knees. As sure as my head is bald, the Lexmark P4350 Multifunction Printer will be the instrument of my triumph. The gullible masses will welcome the P4350 into their homes for its range of convenient photo-printing functions. It copies, prints, and scans, just the way the ignorant sheep like it. The 1.68 color LCD, card reader, and PictBridge connection allow Joe Q. Unwashed to print his trivial digital photos without a computer, shining some light into his dreary, meaningless little life. And its 4800×1200 maximum dpi and borderless-printing capability are sure to dazzle those who are easily impressed by flashy fluff in other words, nearly all of humanity. But the fools dont realize that this multifunction printer has one function they wont find in the manual. At the proper moment, when Ive flooded the planet with these cheap plastic playthings, I will throw a lever here in my lair. As one, every P4350 will begin to shake, slowly at first, then faster, then faster still. If my calculations are right, their coordinated vibrations will trigger a wave of tectonic disturbance across the globe and my calculations are always right. Cities will crumble into the sea! Entire nations will be brought to their knees! Basic-cable services will be disrupted and NASCAR tracks will be torn into rubble! Only I will be able to put a stop to the cataclysm and my price will be dear indeed! Bow to your new master, pathetic wretches! And bow to the Lexmark P4350 Multifunction Printer! Oh, and I also bought a bunch of kryptonite bullets on eBay. A super-villain cant be too careful these days. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Create robust enterprise, web RIAs. Upgrade & integrate Adobe Coldfusion MX7 with Flex 2 http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;56760587;14748456;a?http://www.adobe.com/products/coldfusion/flex2/?sdid=LVNU Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:221853 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5
