Just be carefull where you take the dog to pee...
sas
Scott A. Stewart
REAC/PASS-IT
(202)-475-8875
"Ray Champagne" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
12/11/2006 01:57 PM
Please respond to cf-community
To: CF-Community <[email protected]>
cc: (bcc: Scott A. Stewart/REAC/HHQ/HUD)
Subject: RE: Merry X-mas? Not.
Ok, skip my idea. I like this one better. More torture involved, and for
a
few minutes, you'll have an awesome light show.
> -----Original Message-----
> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Monday, December 11, 2006 1:53 PM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: Re: Merry X-mas? Not.
>
> Live wires in the lawn with 30,000 volt step up transformers.
>
> Scott A. Stewart
> REAC/PASS-IT
> (202)-475-8875
>
>
>
>
> Brian Simmons <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> 12/11/2006 12:41 PM
> Please respond to cf-community
>
>
> To: CF-Community <[email protected]>
> cc: (bcc: Scott A. Stewart/REAC/HHQ/HUD)
> Subject: Merry X-mas? Not.
>
>
> So, what do I do?
>
> Last x-mas, a few punk kids jumped out of their car and proceeded to
crush
> and destroy some of the x-mas lawn ornaments we had out. Specifically a
> blow-up moose family and snowman.
> My neighbor caught the tail-end of the incident, but didn't get a
license
> plate number.
>
> My 1.5 year old daughter was saddened that the ornaments were no longer
> around, but quickly forgot about them.
>
> Last night, some punk kids (I assume) struck again. They destroyed a
new
> 8 foot polar bear and winnie-the-pooh blow-up decorations.
>
> My now 2.5 year old is going to be devastated. It won't be as easy to
> explain away this year, and with so much x-mas season to go.
>
> I swear to god if I could my hands on those punks, I'd frickin' kill
them.
> They're pointless to society and could never amount to anything. They
> wouldn't even be good at cleaning public urinals because they'd do such
a
> lousy job at it.
>
> So, I'm open to suggestions. My wife is currently calling the police to
> file a complaint, we didn't last year.
>
> I was thinking of putting up a big sign in my front yard which reads:
> =============================
> Merry X-mas To The
> Neighborhood Punk Vandals
> Who Destroyed Our X-mas Lawn
> Decorations Again This Year.
> Your Parents Must Be Proud.
> =============================
>
> Anyone got anything better?
>
> I do live in a deed-restricted neighborhood, but it is not gated. It's
> supposed to be a nicer neighborhood in Tampa, but obviously has it's
share
> of jerks.
>
>
>
>
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