Now where's the fun in that.. just put up a sign saying "caution:
Electocution Hazard''
when Johnny Dumbass steps on the lawn **ZAPP**... Darwin's Law in process
Scott A. Stewart
REAC/PASS-IT
(202)-475-8875
"Zaphod Beeblebrox" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
12/11/2006 02:42 PM
Please respond to cf-community
To: CF-Community <[email protected]>
cc: (bcc: Scott A. Stewart/REAC/HHQ/HUD)
Subject: Re: Merry X-mas? Not.
true, but when you start electrocuting the neighborhood children, you
might have some legal troubles on your hands....
On 12/11/06, Ray Champagne <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> So is trespassing.
>
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Zaphod Beeblebrox [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > Sent: Monday, December 11, 2006 1:59 PM
> > To: CF-Community
> > Subject: Re: Merry X-mas? Not.
> >
> > I seem to remember something about that being illegal :)
> >
> > On 12/11/06, [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
wrote:
> > > Live wires in the lawn with 30,000 volt step up transformers.
> > >
> > > Scott A. Stewart
> > > REAC/PASS-IT
> > > (202)-475-8875
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Brian Simmons <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > > 12/11/2006 12:41 PM
> > > Please respond to cf-community
> > >
> > >
> > > To: CF-Community <[email protected]>
> > > cc: (bcc: Scott A. Stewart/REAC/HHQ/HUD)
> > > Subject: Merry X-mas? Not.
> > >
> > >
> > > So, what do I do?
> > >
> > > Last x-mas, a few punk kids jumped out of their car and proceeded to
> crush
> > > and destroy some of the x-mas lawn ornaments we had out.
Specifically a
> > > blow-up moose family and snowman.
> > > My neighbor caught the tail-end of the incident, but didn't get a
> license
> > > plate number.
> > >
> > > My 1.5 year old daughter was saddened that the ornaments were no
longer
> > > around, but quickly forgot about them.
> > >
> > > Last night, some punk kids (I assume) struck again. They destroyed
a
> new
> > > 8 foot polar bear and winnie-the-pooh blow-up decorations.
> > >
> > > My now 2.5 year old is going to be devastated. It won't be as easy
to
> > > explain away this year, and with so much x-mas season to go.
> > >
> > > I swear to god if I could my hands on those punks, I'd frickin' kill
> them.
> > > They're pointless to society and could never amount to anything.
They
> > > wouldn't even be good at cleaning public urinals because they'd do
such
> a
> > > lousy job at it.
> > >
> > > So, I'm open to suggestions. My wife is currently calling the
police to
> > > file a complaint, we didn't last year.
> > >
> > > I was thinking of putting up a big sign in my front yard which
reads:
> > > =============================
> > > Merry X-mas To The
> > > Neighborhood Punk Vandals
> > > Who Destroyed Our X-mas Lawn
> > > Decorations Again This Year.
> > > Your Parents Must Be Proud.
> > > =============================
> > >
> > > Anyone got anything better?
> > >
> > > I do live in a deed-restricted neighborhood, but it is not gated.
It's
> > > supposed to be a nicer neighborhood in Tampa, but obviously has it's
> share
> > > of jerks.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>
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