Still funny...i hadn't heard it. On 1/17/07, Bruce Sorge <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Droll. Heard the same one when Clinton was getting head in the Oval Office > by a fat intern. I suspect that whoever is President next will get the > same > treatment. > > http://www.jokesandhumor.com/jokes/80.html > > Oh, here is the link to the joke you just told: > http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/jokes/bljokebushfan.htm > > > Here is a link to more Clinton jokes > http://www.jokesandhumor.com/Presidential_Humor/Bill_Clinton_Jokes/ > > Bruce > > On 1/17/07, Larry Lyons <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > Clocks > > > > A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the > > Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What > are > > all those clocks? St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone > on > > Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will > > move."Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that? That's Mother Teresa's. > The > > hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie. > > > > Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one? "St. Peter > > responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, > > telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life. Where's > President > > Bush's clock?" asked the man. > > > > "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan. > > > > > >
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