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Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they
learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks,
"will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"
David's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad.
Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," David says.
"Why Osama Bin Laden," his father asks in shock.
"Well," David says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could
have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that
maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.
And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love
everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell
everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
His father's heart swells and he looks at his boy with newfound pride.
"David, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," David says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines
could blow the shit out of him."
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">Little David comes home from first grade and tells
his father that they</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">learned about the history of Valentine's
Day.</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian
saint and we're Jewish," he asks,</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">"will God get mad at me for giving someone a
valentine?"</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">David's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I
don't think God would get mad.</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">Who do you want to give a valentine
to?"</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">"Osama Bin Laden," David says.</FONT>
</P>
<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">"Why Osama Bin Laden," his father asks in
shock.</FONT>
</P>
<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">"Well," David says, "I thought that
if a little American Jewish boy could</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he
might start to think that</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving
people a little bit.</FONT>
</P>
<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">And if other kids saw what I did and sent
valentines to Osama, he'd love</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">everyone a lot. And then he'd start going
all over the place to tell</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't
hate anyone anymore."</FONT>
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<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">His father's heart swells and he looks at his boy
with newfound pride.</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">"David, that's the most wonderful thing I've
ever heard."</FONT>
</P>
<P><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">"I know," David says, "and once that
gets him out in the open, the Marines</FONT>
<BR><FONT SIZE=2 FACE="Courier New">could blow the shit out of him."</FONT>
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