Dog Haiku I love my master; Thus I perfume myself with This long-rotten squirrel.
I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You ever will be Today I sniffed Many dog butts-I celebrate By kissing your face. I sound the alarm! Paperboy-come to kill us all- Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! I sound the alarm! Mailman Fiend-come to kill us all- Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! I sound the alarm! Meter reader-come to kill all- Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! I sound the alarm! Garbage man-come to kill us all- Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! I sound the alarm! Neighbor's cat-come to kill us all! Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! I lift my leg and Wiz on each bush. Hello, Spot - Sniff this and weep How do I love thee? The ways are numberless as My hairs on the rug. My human is home! I am so ecstatic I have Made a puddle I hate my choke chain - Look, world, they strangle me! Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack! Sleeping here, my chin On your foot - no greater bliss - well, Maybe catching cats Look in my eyes and Deny it. No human could Love you as much I do The cat is not all Bad-she fills the litter box With Tootsie Rolls Dig under fence-why? Because it's there. Because it's There. Because it's there. I am your best friend, Now, always, and especially When you are eating. You may call them fleas, But they are far more - I call Them a vocation My owners' mood is Romantic - I lie near their Feet. I fart a big one. Scott Stewart HYPERLINK "http://maps.yahoo.com/py/maps.py?Pyt=Tmap&addr=7241+Jillspring+Ct&csz=Sprin gfield%2C+VA.+22152&country=us" \n7241 Jillspring Ct Springfield, VA. 22152 HYPERLINK "mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]" [EMAIL PROTECTED] tel: mobile: HYPERLINK "http://www.plaxo.com/click_to_call?src=jj_signature&To=703-912-3076&Email=s [EMAIL PROTECTED]" \n703-912-3076 HYPERLINK "http://www.plaxo.com/click_to_call?src=jj_signature&To=703-220-2835&Email=s [EMAIL PROTECTED]" \n703-220-2835 HYPERLINK "https://www.plaxo.com/add_me?u=25770055805&src=client_sig_212_1_card_join&i nvite=1" \nAlways have my latest info HYPERLINK "http://www.plaxo.com/signature?src=client_sig_212_1_card_sig"; \nWant a signature like this? -- No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.446 / Virus Database: 268.18.7/711 - Release Date: 3/5/2007 9:41 AM ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Create Web Applications With ColdFusion MX7 & Flex 2. Build powerful, scalable RIAs. Free Trial http://www.adobe.com/products/coldfusion/flex2/ Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:229429 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5
