my stomach hurts from laughing

So how far does a frog fly?

I never really played with explosives.

But this reminds me of the story my dad told me about a frog and tire 
pump. 
> _not_ proud of this, mind you.
>
> Get
> 4 metal tennis ball cans.
> one roll EB green tape.
> a pocketknife with can opener.
> can of lighter fluid
> matches
> tennis ball
> optional bullfrog.
>
> trivial exercise to build mortor out of above pieces.
> squeeze bottom can about 2 inch from bottom (to keep the ball off the bottom)
>
> put in fuel at bottom through hole, place ball, place astronaut, send
> into space.
>
> Here is a hint. DO NOT catch the frog in your best friends catchers
> mitt. it will _never_ be ok, no matter how much you try to wash it.

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