What about insurance and whatnot? Does it have to look like an accident? Anyways, said coder is through with life, getting ready to just call it a day, so to speak- and then Death cruises by, and the coder breaks the ESC key off on said specters bone-dome, meaning he grabs the keyboard he had just typed his final words on (or maybe it's a lapper, in the forrest) and... well-
Hilarity ensues Stolen idea, or, I mean, tweaked for the times, perhaps. On 7/25/07, Paul Ihrig wrote: > so i was a bit ticked off because Clive Barker has not written any > thing in like 10 years. > and i am like why not try it.. > > so i need help.. > if you where writing about a coder/designer [me] who was jobless and > wanted to end it as cheaply as possible. > > 1. would you off your self by the local morgue. > 2. would you have already called local Homes to see what the cheapest > disposal was. > then just buy it on the spot. had a card printed, and then found a > route close to morgue. > 3. just go hiking and not come back?? > > that's how the story starts... > then it gets weird.. > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Download the latest ColdFusion 8 utilities including Report Builder, plug-ins for Eclipse and Dreamweaver updates. http;//www.adobe.com/cfusion/entitlement/index.cfm?e=labs%5adobecf8%5Fbeta Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:239042 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
