forwarded from a friend: >>It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of >>carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. >> >>When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the
>>whole family who roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on >>his way with a tidy gift envelope. >> >>At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The >>folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing >>lures. >> >>At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful >>blonde woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently >>led him through the door and up the stairs to the bedroom where she >>blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced! >> >>When he had enough, they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant >>breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and >>fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured >>him a cup of steaming coffee. >> >>As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under >>the cup's bottom edge. >> >>"All of this was just too wonderful for words." He said, "But what's >>the dollar for?" >> >>"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be >>your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I >>asked him what to give you, and he said, 'Screw him. Give him a >>dollar.' The breakfast was my idea!!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Download the latest ColdFusion 8 utilities including Report Builder, plug-ins for Eclipse and Dreamweaver updates. http;//www.adobe.com/cfusion/entitlement/index.cfm?e=labs%5adobecf8%5Fbeta Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:239484 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
