my contribution, which is an actual editorial in an actual paper,
thogh I am sure tongue in cheek:

http://www.santafenewmexican.com/Story/Our_view_Prairie_dog_problem_deliciously_resolved

Editorial:Prairie-dog problem deliciously resolved
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 By | The New Mexican

11/3/2007

Environmentalists, animal lovers and those star-struck by the long-ago
Disney documentary The Vanishing Prairie are hailing the state
Department of Transportation decision to delay work along a stretch of
the Rail Runner route until a colony of Gunnison's prairie dogs comes
out of hibernation.

Only after the cute li'l characters are in their new digs down by
Socorro or somewhere elsewise of Santa Fe County will the
commuter-train line between here and Belén be laid through the Zia
Road-St. Francis Drive tract on which they're preparing to bed down
for the winter.

This is good planning, and better public relations: We can't have a
conservation-promoting project like a traffic-relieving rail line
pushing aside photogenic varmints, can we?

The announcement by Transportation Secretary Rhonda Faught came about
the same time that Forest Guardians declared their intent to get
prairie dogs of that kind declared an endangered species. Whether or
not they're truly endangered, or whether or not they should be
endangered for all their ankle-breaking burrows, might yet be the
subject of ranchers' testimony.

But unbeknownst to the huggers is an, uh, economic-development project
emerging from the transpo-department capitulation. You read it here
first ...

It's been no secret that the Rail Runner is an expensive project —
cost estimates, depending on what's counted, are in the hundreds of
millions.

One way Secretary Faught planned to make up her department's shortfall
was the sale of prairie-dog kebabs to train passengers. Eureka! Reduce
the rodent population with those critters roasted on a stick. These
things'd sell like hotcakes, figured one of our office wags — who
sneaked aboard in disguise, then whispered the suggestion to the
secretary as she began one of her renowned aerial junkets.

So imagine her dismay when, among the myriad objections to the Rail
Runner's extension to Santa Fe, the colony of cuddly-lookers came up.
But engineer that she is, Faught resolved it with a combination of
civil, social and genetic engineering.

Genetic engineering? Yes. You see, there had been concerns about the
flavor of prairie-dog meat: Stringy at best, it can taste a bit, well,
a bit ratty.

To the rescue scampers the cuy; that's the Peruvian name for a truly
cuddly creature; one we know as the guinea pig, which is neither
porcine nor native to Guinea. It comes from the Andes — and fried or
stewed, it tastes great. Herdlets of them scuttle around kitchens of
South American villages — and when dinnertime approaches, one or more
might get grabbed. Soon, paw and all, a hindquarter is sitting atop a
bed of rice.

Since the originator of p-dog kebabs envisions the paw as part of the
appeal to wide-open-spaces tastes, there's a pivot point in the
Transportation Department's response to the rodent bloc — which, of
course, is creation of a prairie dog-guinea pig hybrid; easily fitting
a bamboo skewer, yet far more al gusto.

They'll be bred and raised in the comfort of Southern New Mexico, and
prepared for the palate by chefs famed for Santa Fe Dining. And
they'll command premium prices, first from train customers bored out
of their minds by the snail pace of a conveyance that's anything but
the bullet train former Gov. Toney Anaya envisioned, and then from
tourists as word gets out ...

To keep the predictable protests at bay, the department will set aside
areas for keeping the Gunnison's species pure; after all, the
Richardson administration and all its minions are nothing if not
politically hip.

Now if only the governor and Secretary Faught can satisfactorily
answer the other concerns over the Rail Runner ...

On 11/4/07, Jim Davis <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Gruss Gott [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > Sent: Sunday, November 04, 2007 12:20 PM
> > To: CF-Community
> > Subject: Ok, This is Bad ...
> >
> > "Domestic Abuse rate drops to zero"
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> > http://www.theonion.com/content/video/domestic_abuse_no_longer_a
>
> That was great... but this one had me on the floor:
>
> http://www.theonion.com/content/video/ninja_parade_slips_through_town
>
> Jim Davis
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