Gosh, Gel- all the Afghanis who weren't Talibans are infidels, of course, in Bin Laden's view so they were sent OUTSIDE the wall first
that better? :-) -Ben > -----Original Message----- > From: Angel Stewart [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Wednesday, March 13, 2002 3:47 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: RE: The Great Wall - An American Dream > > > That wasn't exactly funny. > What about all the innocent people inside that would be drownded? > 0_0 > > How horrible.. > > Good grief.. > > -Gel > 8-x > 8-| > :-| > :-) > ^_^ > Hee hee hee hee hee.... > > > -----Original Message----- > From: Braver, Ben [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > THE GREAT WALL -- An American Dream !!!!!... > > Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and Uncle Sam are out walking > together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops > out of it. > > "I will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes > total," says > the Genie. > > The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and > my son will > also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." > > With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever > made fertile for farming. > > Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around > Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our > precious state." > > Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall > around Afghanistan. > > Uncle Sam (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please > tell me more about this wall." > > The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick > and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or > out--virtually impenetrable." > > Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water." > > -Ben > > ______________________________________________________________________ Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
