One I just remembered from last weekend... Standing in line at the movie theater for that over priced popcorn and soda. The group in front of me (mother and her childer) have already been in line for about 10 minutes. They get to the counter and the mom asks "What do you want?" and then they stand there deciding what to get.
Next time... I am just going to cut in front and say "I know what I want! I figured it out while in line!" -----Original Message----- From: Bruce Sorge [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, January 02, 2008 8:55 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: Pet Peeves Mine are, and in no certain order: Driving slower than the posted speed limit Talking on the cell phone and driving (unless you have a hands-free unit AND you can do two things at once without wasting what few precious braincells you already have) Mothers who feel the need to look back and talk to their kids, usually at a stoplight. (personal observation. Women are about 95% more apt to do this then men) Parents who don't discipline their kids. Crying baby's in public places. Doing anything except paying attention to the stop light. And don't look at me like I am stupid when I give you two seconds to figure out that that bright green glowing thing above your head actually means you can now press that funny looking thing on the right side of your floorboard called a gas pedal. Fucktards that cannot park. Fucktards that think that their car is more special than anyone else's on the planet and parks at an angle purposely taking up two parking spaces. Assholes who try to cut me off when I am white-lining. People who are in public places and feel that I need to know what important life-altering issues you have by talking louder than any normal person on your cell phone. Those retarded ass idiots who wear their pants 10 sizes too big and are showing off your underwear (Boys and Girls). Teenagers. Spandex on fat people. Spandex is a right, not a privilege. Fat people who think they look sexy and try to wear sexy things like a thong (I was not aware that you cold get a thong in a size 20) or halter-tops, or even worse belly shirts. Fat men who wear their high-school t-shirt that you obviously bought when you weighed 150 lbs less than you do now. People who cut in line. People who don't know how to exit the freeway or enter the freeway faster than 20 MPH. People who cut you off on the freeway when you are trying to enter People who actually speed up and cut you off when you signal that you want to move lanes. People who feel they are more important than the rest of us who are patiently waiting in line to exit/enter a lane, and you blow past everyone and then try to sneak in towards the front. People who have more items in their cart than the express lane allows. People who waffle at the drive thru. Loud obnoxious people. More than two teenagers in a group. People who have a family of 10 and think that you need to walk down the aisle of wherever side by side, and at a pace where my grandmother and her walker can pass you People who are easily offended. Hypocrites, especially so called religious ones (my ex is a great example of this). Elitist attitudes. People who don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom, or better, those who think their dick is cleaner than their hands and wash their hands BEFORE going to the bathroom, then not washing after. Stinky people The French Liberals ( most of them, not all) Tree huggers Jerry Johnson wrote: > So, what are your pet peeves that you would solve in your fellow man > (and yourself) if you could? > -- Throttle Jockey - Why golf courses should be motocross tracks ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;160198600;22374440;w Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:249509 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
