How to catch a polar bear. Carefully go out on the ice and cut a large hole, Surround the hole with frozen peas. Hide and wait quietly. When the Bear comes to take a Pea kick him in the Ice Hole.
Rick -----Original Message----- From: Adam Churvis [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: January 15, 2008 11:59 AM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: joke of the day (jewish spin) > "A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head..." is an opening used > for about 20 jokes I know of. As in: A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender asks, "Hey, where'd you get that?" And the duck says, "Brooklyn -- there's LOTS of 'em!" Respectfully, Adam Phillip Churvis President Productivity Enhancement ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;160198600;22374440;w Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:250930 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5
