Why did the man throw the clock out of the window?
To see time fly

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side

Horse walks into a bar
Bartender says "why the long face?"

Why couldn't the pony sing?
He was a little hoarse


They go on and on.

Bruce

-- 
Throttle Jockey - 
Why golf courses should be motocross tracks





Charlie Griefer wrote:
> what do you do when your Kotex is on fire?
> throw it on the ground and tampon it.
>
> hello?
> hello?
>
>   


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