We also make fewer lists. :) Erika L. Walker wrote: > Men Are Just Happier People or Why Men Are Never Depressed (unless you are a > rock star) > ============================================= > > Your last name stays put. > > The garage is all yours. > > Wedding plans take care of themselves. > > Chocolate is just another snack. > > You can never be pregnant. > > Car mechanics tell you the truth. > > The world is your urinal. > > You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one > is just too icky. > > You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. > > Same work, more pay. > > Wrinkles add character. > > People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. > > New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. > Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. (Hmmm, not so sure about > this one) > > You know stuff about tanks and engines. > > A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. > > You can open all your own jars. > You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. > > Your underwear is $5.99 for a three-pack. > > Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. > > You never have strap problems in public. > > You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. (unless you were/are in the > military) > > The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. > You only have to shave your face and neck. > > You can play with toys all your life. (Hey so can we!) > > One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons. > > You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. > > You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. > You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache. > > You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. > > > No wonder men are happier. >
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