Yup, pretty corny. "friends, Romans, list members, lend me your ears".
> -----Original Message----- > From: Jon Hall [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Thursday, March 21, 2002 2:56 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: Corn Jokes! > > > Ok, so I've been up for way too long, but I can't go home > early because just > about everyone else already went home early because they > stayed up late (and > I was here first today...screw seniority :)), and I don't > dare write a line > of code when I'm this tired. So.......It gives me great > pleasure to present > you with the list of corn jokes I compiled from the internet > today and told > aloud to the guy who sits next to me. I think he is going to kill me > now...oh well. > > > Question: What does poisoned corn flakes have in common with > Charles Manson? > Answer: They are both Cereal (Serial) Killers. > > The baby corn asks his mama corn: Where do baby corns come > from? Mama says > "I told ya before, the stalk (stork) brought ya. > > Two corn cobs were walking downtown and the first cob noticed > that they were > being followed by another strange cob everywhere they went. > The first cob > whispered to the second cob "Don't look know but I think we are being > followed by a stalker" > > A couple gets married and the wife puts a foot locker in the > bedroom. She > locks it, then puts the only key on a chain around her neck. For fifty > years, her husband tries to figure out what's in there, but she always > changes the subject, and avoids the issue. Finally, on the > night of their > fiftieth wedding anniversary, he says to her, "I've got to > know what's in > the trunk!" She takes the key, unlocks the foot locker, and > inside there's > two ears of corn and $25,000. The guy says, "What's with the > two ears of > corn?" She says, "Well, umm, in the fifty years, every time I > broke our > marriage vows, I put an ear of corn in the trunk." The guy > figures, "Twice > in fifty years, not so bad..." Then he says, "And what's the > $25,000?" She > says, "Well, everytime I got a bushel, I sold it." > > A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for corn. The > bartender says > "We have no corn, get out of here." So the duck leaves. The > next day he > comes back and asks for corn again, and the bartender says "I > told you, we > don't have any corn! Get out!" So the duck leaves. The next > day he goes in > again and asks for corn, and the bartender says, "For the > last time, we > don't have corn! If you ever come back, I'm going to nail > those webbed feet > of yours to the floor!" So the duck leaves. The next day the > duck comes and > asks, "Do you have any nails?" The bartender says, "No, of > course not. Why > would a bar have nails?" The duck then says, "Good. Then can > I have some > corn?" > > How is an ear of corn like an army? > It has lots of kernels. > > It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of > corn. The > farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. > "Hey Willis!!" the farmer yelled. "Forget your troubles. Come > in with us. > Then I'll help you get the wagon up." > "That's mighty nice of you, " Willis answered, "but I don't > think Pa would > like me to." > "Aw, come on," the farmer insisted. > "Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "But Pa won't > like it." > After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot > better now, > but I know Pa is going to be real upset." > "Don't be foolish !" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the > way, where is > he?" > "Under the wagon." > > What do you get when a Unicorn is runover by a Mac truck? > "Creamed" corn. > > What do you call the best student at Unicorn school? > The "A"corn. > > What do Unicorns call their father? > "Pop" corn. > > What do Unicorns use for money? > Corn "Bread." > > What did the baby corn say to the mom corn? Where is my pop corn?! > > If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? > > When is corn like a little quiz? > When it's popped. > > What has ears but cannot hear? > A field of corn. > > What did the farmer say when he picked up the corn? > "Aw, shucks!" > > ______________________________________________________________________ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/cf-community@houseoffusion.com/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
