uhhh wow.. I just felt my IQ drop 10 points... heh On Mon, Mar 24, 2008 at 10:48 AM, Erika L. Walker <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Another one: > > Happy Easter! > > A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the > middle of the road. > He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in > front of the car. > > The driver, > a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, > pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. > Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD . > The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. > A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the > side of the road and pulls over. > She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong. > > 'I feel terrible,' ! he explains, > 'I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM.' > The blonde says,'Don't worry.' > She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. > She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the > contents onto him. > > The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off > down the road. > Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road > another 10 feet, turns and waves, > hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and > again and again, until he hops out of sight. > The man is astonished. > He runs over to the woman and demands, 'What is in that can? > What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?' > > The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It says.. > > (Are you ready for this?) > (Are you sure?) > (You know you're gonna be sorry) > (Last chance) > > (OK, here it is) > > It says, > > 'Hair Spray. Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave.' > > > >
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