4) You couldn't find a girlfriend who could manage to wake you up by playing around with your hoohoo.
Though, #3 might have something to do with that ... ----- Original Message ----- From: "Bruce Sorge" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[email protected]> Sent: Tuesday, May 06, 2008 5:01 PM Subject: Afternoon Funny > A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his > hoohoo. > > According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found the > ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum > jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep. > > I don't know what's worse: > > 1) Having your girl friend find out you're married > 2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo > 3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring > > > I think that the last one is worse. The other two you can do something > about. > > Bruce ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;192386516;25150098;k Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:259845 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5
