Good one. Funny stuff. Larry Lyons wrote: > An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in > reviving her husband's libido. > > 'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor. > > 'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.' > > 'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when > you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a > try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.' > > It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as > to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, > > 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!' > > 'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor. > > 'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was > almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with > his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and > tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there > passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute > nightmare!' > > 'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex your husband > provided wasn't good?' > > 'Feckin jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm > sittin here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again! >
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