Haha! Not bad. Here's another one: The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!' The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home.' Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. 'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair.' MORAL: Women are crazy. Don't mess with them. On Fri, May 9, 2008 at 9:43 AM, Bruce Sorge <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of Alaska for > some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the > Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the > woods. > > A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a 'Save the Whales' hat, > and a 'To Hell with Bush' T-shirt, was screaming while struggling > frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a > 10-foot grizzly bear. > > As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing > up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bears chest. The other two > reached up and pulled the bleeding, semi-conscious Democrat from the > bears grasp. Then, using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the > bear and two of them threw it into the bed of their truck while the > third tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat. > > As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give > you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there > was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic > environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is > not true." > > As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies, "Who was > that guy?" > > "It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with heaven > and has access to all wisdom." > > "Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he sure > don't know anything about bear hunting! Is the bait holding up, or do we > need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?" > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;192386516;25150098;k Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:259988 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5
