A man is preparing for the big fight tonight.  He goes to the grocery  
store and purchases shrimp and beer.  He gets home and puts the beer  
in the freezer to cool and starts the water to boiling.  He scoots the  
coffee table closer to the couch and moves all the pillows off the  
sofa.  He purchases the ppv and set the channel to view it.  By this  
time, the water's boiling so he cooks the shrimp.  He grabs his beer  
out of the freezer, opens it, grabs the shrimp and sits down in front  
of the tv just as the fight starts.

With one punch the fight is over with a knockout.  The man sits there  
with a beer in one hand, a shrimp in the other.

His wife, standing behind him, says, "Now, do you understand?"


"So I mixed up the batter and she licked the beater!"






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