:) -- tony
Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings peace. -- siddhartha gautama On Thu, Jul 31, 2008 at 6:20 PM, Erika L. Walker <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese > Businessman and a Policeman were waiting one morning for a particularly > slow group of golfers in front of them. > The Policeman fumed, 'What's with those guys? We have > been waiting for fifteen minutes!' > The Indian Doctor chimed in, "I've never seen such poor golf! > The Chinese Businessman yelled out 'Get moving, time is money' > The Catholic Priest said, 'Here comes George the greens > keeper, maybe he can do something about this' > 'Hello, George!', said the Catholic Priest, 'What's wrong > with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?' > George the greens keeper replied, 'Yes. That's a group of > blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a > fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.' > The group fell silent for a moment > The Catholic Priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will > say a special prayer for them tonight.' > The Indian Doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact > my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for > them.' > The Chinese Businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate > $50,000 to the fire-fighters in honour of these brave souls' > The Policeman said, 'Why the fuck don't they play at night? > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;203748912;27390454;j Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:265062 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
