Oh hell yeah!! bwahahahaa.....that is an AWESOME joke.
On Fri, Aug 1, 2008 at 12:01 PM, Larry Lyons <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Courtesy of Andy Jarrett > > http://andyjarrett.co.uk/andy/blog/index.cfm/2008/8/1/Fridays-Joke-Strip-club-for-his-birthday > > A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. > > They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" > > His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh, no," > says Dave. "He's on my bowling team." > > When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and > brings over a Budweiser. > > His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know > that you drink Budweiser?" > > "She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them." > > A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and > says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" > > Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. > > Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the > door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the > stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having > none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him > every name in the book. > > The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch > tonight, Dave." > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;203748912;27390454;j Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/message.cfm/messageid:265117 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/CF-Community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5
