Aha! an April Fool's joke!! But I r not a fool. I am a jester. This is funny. Hee Hee.
-Ben > -----Original Message----- > From: Greenwood, Erin E. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Monday, April 01, 2002 6:47 AM > To: CF-Community > Subject: A reminder > > > > * * * A T T E N T I O N * * * > It's that time again! > > As many of you know, each year the Internet must be shut down for 24 > hours in order to allow us to clean it. The cleaning process, which > eliminates dead email and inactive ftp, www and gopher sites, > allows for > a better-working and faster Internet. > > This year, the cleaning process will take place from 12:01 > a.m. GMT on > April 1 until 11:59 p.m. GMT, April 1. During that 24-hour > period, five > powerful web-crawling robots situated around the world will > search the > Internet and delete any data that they find. > > In order to protect your valuable data from deletion we ask > that you do > the following: > > 1. Disconnect all terminals and local area networks from > their Internet > connections. > > 2. Shut down all Internet servers, or disconnect them from > the Internet. > DP managers may take the day off. > > 3. Disconnect all disks and hardrives from any connections to the > Internet, and use protection on your floppy. > > 4. Refrain from connecting any computer to the Internet in any way; > don't even think about it. > > 5. If you inadvertently connect to the Internet during the > above times, > run DESANITIZE.EXE immediately. Count all your files to be > sure none are > missing. > > We understand the inconvenience that this may cause some > Internet users, > and we apologize. However, we are certain that any > inconveniences will > be more than made up for by the increased speed and efficiency of the > Internet, once it has been cleared of electronic flotsam and jetsam. > > We thank you for your cooperation. > > If you need a copy of DESANITIZE.EXE, it may be obtained > free-of-charge > at WWW.IFELL4IT.DUH > > PS: And a special thanks to Al Gore for inventing the > internet for us. > > : ) > ______________________________________________________________________ Signup for the Fusion Authority news alert and keep up with the latest news in ColdFusion and related topics. http://www.fusionauthority.com/signup.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
