A young man and his new wife are driving down a dark, lonely road one night, when the woman starts to feel a little randy. So she starts kissing his neck and whispers into his ear: "You know, speed turns me on." He says: "If I can get it over 100, will you get naked". "Oh yeah" she says.
So he puts the pedal to the metal and sure enough, he hits 100mph, and she strips down naked. Well, he's too busy looking at her, misses a turn, runs smack into a tree. She gets ejected from the car, but he gets pinned in behind the steering wheel. Eventually she comes too and walks back to the car and sees her husband. "Honey, I'm stuck here in the car, I need you to walk into town and get help!" "But I'm completely naked!!!!" "Just take one of my shoes and cover your nether region....please, I need help!" So she takes one of his shoes, covers up her crotch, and heads into town. First place she comes too is a gas station. The attendant can't believe it as he sees this naked woman walking up to him, with only a shoe covering her womanhood. "Please, sir, you have to help me, there's been a terrible accident and my boyfriend is stuck!!!!" Guy takes one look at the shoe and says: "Lady, he's WAY too far in there for me to do anything about it!" On Wed, Oct 1, 2008 at 9:59 AM, Stephenie Hamilton < [EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > good morning cf'ers. i could really use a good joke, i am full up on > politics, financial woes etc. > who has a rib splitter they will share? > > ~~ > stephenie > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;207172674;29440083;f Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cfm/messageid:271736 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5
