Todd- are you old enough to remember "MAD - Mutually Assured Destruction" between the US and USSR during the Cold War? well, looks like you fulfilled your campaign promises and launched a full salvo of nukes. (The list is hoping we only target each other.)
BTW these are so bad, they're good! -Ben > -----Original Message----- > From: Todd [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Tuesday, April 09, 2002 5:56 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: Re: Rumblings of Peace > > > OK Ben .. that's one pun too many. Have a taste of your own > medicine. Have > at thee!! > > 1. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired. > 2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway). > 3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. > 4. A backwards poet writes inverse. > 5. In democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, > it's your Count > that votes. > 6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off. > 7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. > 8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed. > 9. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. > 10. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat > minor. > 11. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. > 12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. > 13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen, in France, would result > in Linoleum > Blownapart. > 14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. > 15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under. > 16. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key. > 17. Every calendar's days are numbered. > 18. A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine. > 19. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. > 20. He had a photographic memory that was never developed. > 21. A plateau is a high form of flattery. > 22. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a > small medium at > large. > 23. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed > in the end. > 24. Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. > 25. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine. > 26. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she > thought she'd > dye. > 27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis. > 28. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. > 29. Acupuncture is a jab well done. > 30. Marathon runners, with bad footwear, often suffer the > agony of defeat. > > Take that .. *maniacal laughter* > > Todd > ----- > Todd for President > They're comming to take me away, ha ha, ho ho, hee hee, ha > ha, for a better > tomorrow. > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Braver, Ben" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Tuesday, April 09, 2002 8:23 PM > Subject: RE: Rumblings of Peace > > > Stephen- > > > > nuclear muffins are hard to find these days > > they are only available in nuclear families > > which are an endangered species > > > > so, you are relatively safe, sir > > > > <big grin> > > > > -Ben > > ______________________________________________________________________ Signup for the Fusion Authority news alert and keep up with the latest news in ColdFusion and related topics. http://www.fusionauthority.com/signup.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
