Good luck manufacturing anything, Blues. New California? That air you are breathing? It's now taxed. Blues can also keep virtually all earthquakes, and hopefully you can find a way to ship things without access to the Mississippi River....
-Cameron On Thu, Nov 6, 2008 at 2:21 PM, Tony <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > this came from a local (heavily HEAVILY trafficked blog site in my home town) > http://www.sbynews.com > > kinda funny..... > > Red States vs Blue States > "Dear Red States: > > If you manage to steal this election too we've decided we're leaving. > We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue > States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes us > (California), Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, > Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will > be > beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of > New California. > > To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. > We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of > Liberty. You get Dollywood. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get > WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss. We get 85% of America's > venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama. > > We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states > pay their fair share. > > Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22% lower than the Christian > Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of > single moms. > > Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war, > and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If > you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids > they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and > they don't care if you don't show pictures of their > children's caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq, and > hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not willing to spend our > resources in Bush's Quagmire. > > With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80% of the > country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% > of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines, 90% of > all cheese, 90% of the high tech industry, 95% of the corn and > soybeans (thanks Iowa!), most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living > redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools > plus Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT. > > With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88% > of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92% of > all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the > hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all > televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the > University of Georgia. > > We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you. > > Additionally, 38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was > actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're > discussing the war, the death penalty or gun laws, 44% say that > evolution is only a theory, 53% that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and > 61% of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals > then we lefties. > > Finally, we're taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt weed > they grow in Mexico. > > Peace out, > > Blue States > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;207172674;29440083;f Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cfm/messageid:279138 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
