So when my father's father was alive & kickin' in Miami Beach (may he rest
in peace!), once or twice a week he used to go to the same restaurant for
dinner, the Embassy Kosher Steakhouse.  By age 97, he had been going there
for over 20 years. 

Each time, he encountered the same waitress, Maria, who asked the same
questions: "Hi Joe, how are you tonight? Do you want the chicken or the
brisket?" He never needed a menu.

Between Grandpa's age 97 and age 98, the restaurant changed their theme and
name, to the Peking Embassy Kosher Chinese Restaurant (as I described in an
earlier post). At the back of the menu, they kept some traditional Jewish
dishes.

So, we came in with Grandpa, and Maria asked the famous two questions.

Grandpa is chomping away on his brisket, and my wife, kids, and I are
munching on Chinese food.  Grandpa looks across the table, says "What's
that??" I reply "Moo Goo Gai Pan."  He asks again "What's that?"  I reply,
"Chinese food."  He looked *totally* confused.  I had to get a menu, show
him how the restaurant had changed.  Poor Grandpa looked totally
"gaslighted".  

-Ben

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