They will. Here's why: The earth is slowing down in its rotation. This used to be a very small difference in rotation time but has been getting worse over time. A fraction of a second over years has become a fraction of a second per month. It's gotten that the day is no longer 24 hours. You've felt this but could never really explain why. We need a way to stop this degradation and even reverse it. Maybe its the over use of resources. Maybe its global warming. Maybe it's people arguing about both. Point is, we don't really know so we need a solution to deal with the effect rather than the cause. The answer is Isaac Asimov. This man was so great that his very presence shook the earth. The problem is that we didn't know his power until after he was dead. We need a way to harness that power even after his death. The answer is Hollywood. Every book, every idea, every utterance that came from Asimov will be put into film. They will all suck three day old, moss encrusted dead moose dick. They will be so bad that Asimov will spin in his grave. This spin will cause the earth to speed up in its rotation. We're close to being back to 24 hours but we need a little more. So another Asimov movie is coming out. Science has tried other ways of harnessing energy to speed up the earth's rotation and while some were good, others failed. The best to date other than Asimov is ColdFusion. Scientists have found that if they have a "ColdFusion is dead" article written every other month, the hue and cry from the ColdFusion community will have an effect like Asimov's, just smaller. We should expect another anti-ColdFusion article in the next week or two in order to tide the world over till the first foundation trailer can come out.
The good news is that ColdFusion will be safe from these articles as soon as the movie is out. Unless scientists want a 25 hour day. :) On Sun, Nov 30, 2008 at 4:35 PM, Loathe <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Man I've been waiting for that, hoe they don't f it up. > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;207172674;29440083;f Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cfm/messageid:281801 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5
