On Tue, Mar 3, 2009 at 2:12 PM, Erika L. Walker <[email protected]>wrote:
> > Yesterday I was buying a 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Walmart, for my > dogs Winston, Chief, Gus, and Maximus. I was about to check out when a > woman > behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think, that I had an elephant? > > Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't > have > a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably > shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time. On the bright side > though, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with > tubes coming out of every hole in my body and IVs in both arms. > > I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it > works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two > every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I > was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically > everyone > in the line was enthralled with my story by now.) > > Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food > had poisoned me. I told her no; I had stopped in the middle of the parking > lot to lick my butt and a car hit me. > not that I don't get (and appreciate) the joke, but TPIPWP. -- I have failed as much as I have succeeded. But I love my life. I love my wife. And I wish you my kind of success. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;207172674;29440083;f Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cfm/messageid:290380 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5
