glad to 'blige, y'all... -Ben
> -----Original Message----- > From: LANCASTER, STEVEN M. (JSC-OL) (BAR) > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Monday, April 22, 2002 1:50 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: RE: Lone Ranger joke > > > Thanks Ben, I really, really, really, really needed that.. > > LOL > > 8>)) > > Steven Lancaster > Barrios Technology > NASA/JSC > 281-244-2444 (voice) > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > -----Original Message----- > From: Braver, Ben [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Monday, April 22, 2002 2:56 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: Lone Ranger joke > > > Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an Indian war party. > > The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. > In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. > But, before I kill you I will grant you three requests. > What is your first request?" > > The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." > > Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who > whispers in > Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away. > Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde > woman on his > back. > As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone > Ranger's tent and > spends the night. > > The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. > "You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill > you in two > days. > What is your second request?" > > The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. > > Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. > As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the > horizon. > Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again > returns, this time > with a voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. > She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. > > The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. > "You are indeed a > man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. > What is your last request?" > > The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse, > alone this time. > > " The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought > to the Lone > Ranger's tent one last time. > > Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both > ears, looks him > square in the eye and says, "Listen carefully, for the last time. > > I said: > "BRING POSSE!" > > -Ben > > > ______________________________________________________________________ Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
